In Erik Lehnsherr-ese they don’t say ‘I love you’, they say ‘I want you by my side’, which translates to ‘I didn’t mean to get you shot and I just dropped a hundred missiles and flipped out at everybody on the beach to race to your side please stay with me don’t go please no’. I love that. Hahaha stabs self in face
In Charles Xavier-ese they don’t respond with ‘I love you’ they say ‘I’m sorry my friend but we do not’ which translates to ‘You just shot me in the back and now you’re blocking me out with a dodgy-looking helmet please don’t go I think we can talk it through and work it out.’ I love that. Hahaha borrows your knife to also stab self in face
In XMFC Fangirl-ese they don’t say ‘I love this movie’ they say ’ no no no nO NO NO NO YOU LOVE HIM YOU LOVE HIM COME ON NO ERIK NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO CHARLES’ which roughly translates to ‘I’m going to spend the majority of my day crying over cherik fanfiction because you two can’t get your shit together and only AU’s can stop the pain’ and I I’ll borrow that knife now thanks.